Oct
29th
Wed
29th
- Cory: you know, that article paints cindy mccain as a mean badass
- Cory: but if anyone is a mean badass, its michelle obama
- Cory: she will beat a bitch
- Me: yeah michelle obama is totally badass
- Me: I love her
- Me: super smart, articulate, sensible, and doesn't LOOK LIKE A SOULLESS ZOMBIE
- Me: but will still break your fucking neck if the situation calls for it
- Me: and then she'd be like, "baby, I just broke that bitch's neck"
- Me: and barack would be all, "thanks baby"
- Me: *fist bump*
